Firmware engineer at Intel, been working on computers since before the invention of the IBM PC. I've rebuilt engines and automatic transmissions, repaired VCRs, fixed tube and flat-screen TVs, rebuilt iPhones, and generally keep all the appliances, automobiles and electronics in my entire family running. Having been a homeowner for over 30 years, I've done virtually every type of work imaginable on my house, including roofing, plumbing, electrical, tile work, flooring, sheetrock, doors and windows, framing, siding, etc.
I like to think I can fix almost anything - except stupid. You can't fix stupid.
Me: I'll take "Internet of Things" for $200, Alex.
Alex Trebek: The answer is, "My coffee mug needs a firmware update".
Me: What is, "Words I never imagined coming out of my mouth"?