Nobody Don’t Like Christmas

Nobody don’t like Christmas,
It’s the happy day that everybody loves.
It’s the snowflakes driftin’ down
As the folks all over town
Are trimmin’ trees and knittin’ gloves!

Some people don’t like Easter,
Or the Easter eggs the Easter Bunnies bring.
When the chocolate hits their lips
It goes directly to their hips,
And they pack on ten pounds every spring.

But nobody don’t like Christmas,
It’s the time of year that everyone adores.
It’s holly-jolly everywhere,
Santa’s downtown in the square
And in all them real high-class department stores!

Some people don’t like New Year’s,
December thirty-first’s the night they dread.
They may be blowin’ on noisemakers,
But they’re all a bunch of fakers,
’Cause they’d rather all be home asleep in bed.

But nobody don’t like Christmas,
And it doesn’t matter if you’re young or old.
It’s filled with color and surprise,
As right before your eyes
The world lights up in red and green and gold!

St. Valentine’s Day is a day you could hate
If you ain’t never been out on a date.
And the Fourth of July can be a real drag
If you can’t get no one to salute your flag.

But nobody don’t like Christmas,
It’s a time of peace and love and brotherood.
’Cause when you make peace with you brother
And you say „I love you mother!“
Santa Claus’ll know that you’ve been good!

Memorial Day is a day to forget,
And turkeys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving yet!
St. Patrick’s Day is dull, Arbor Day is boring
And who wants to go to all that Yom Kippurim... eh?

But nobody don’t like Christmas,
And I’ll sing it from the top of every tree.
Yes, nobody don’t like Christmas!
I say nobody don’t like Christmas!
And nobody don’t like Christmas!
Except me!