The Best at Being the Worst

Meowth:
We’re the best at being the worst.
We’re statistically number one.
James: Yeah, a hundred percent...
Jessie: Incompetent.
Meowth: Hey, that’s never been done!

We’re very good at being very bad.
It’s our rate of success
that’s sadly been weak.
Jessie: We’ll just have to accept
James: we’re completely inept.
Meowth: But that’s what makes us so unique.

James: We’re the Hindenburgs of crime.
Jessie: We crash and burn each and every time.
James: Masters of disasters.
Jessie: No one screws up faster.
James: Hey!
Both: At failure we shine!

We’re an imperfect ten.
All: Team Rocket blasting off again!
J&J: So I guess we’re just cursed.
Meowth: And you’ve heard it here first -
All: We’re the best at being the worst!

J&J: Who’d guess we’d get so far
James: by being completely sub-par.
Jessie: As losers we raised the bar.
J&J: Now we’re superstars.

All: We’re the best at being the worst.
Jessie: At coming in last we’re always the first.
James: Our flaws are top drawer.
Meowth: We define Murphy’s law.

All:
We’re the best at being the worst.
We’re totally immersed.
And incredibly well-versed.
We’re the best at being the worst.