Denglisch

Denglisch ist die Amtssprache des Kinderlandes. Sie entstand irgendwann Ende des 20ten Jahrhunderts in Deutschland. Gesprochen wird sie von der Gattung der Hauptschüler ohne nennenswerte Kenntnisse (HONK) und von allen Kinderländern. Wichtige Vertreter sind aber auch einige Lehrer der Moderne, die durch gekonntes Einsetzten von "Denglischsätzen" ihren Unterricht auflockern. Hierbei sollten sie jedoch darauf achten, ihr Können nicht in der kritischen Nähe ihrer Kollegen aus dem Fach Englisch zu zeigen. Zur Zeit sind leider noch keine ausreichenden Untersuchungen durchgeführt worden, wie diese auf die "Verdeutschung" ihrer liebsten Sprache reagieren. Gelegentlich soll es schon zu erheblichen Unruhen innerhalb des Kollegiums geführt haben, die größte Gefahr besteht allerdings darin, dass die sogenannten Englischlehrer sich an den neuen Trend gewöhnen und so die Zukunft der Elite gefährden.

Einige Grundlagen der Denglischsprache

Die Grundregel lautet: One To One Overseating.
Jedes Wort wird eins zu eins aus der deutschen in die englische Sprache übersetzt. Hierbei ist es von besonderer Bedeutung, die deutsche Satzstellung eisern beizubehalten und sich gleichzeitig von den normalen englischen Wörtern loszulösen. Hier ist Fantasie gefragt! Es hat sich dabei als sinnvoll erwiesen, gelegentlich auf die wörtliche Übersetzung eines Wortes zu verzichten und stattdessen ein Wort zu wählen, das ähnlich klingt, aber etwas gänzlich anderes bedeutet.

Ein wichtiger Denglist sagte einmal: „Je falscher es klingt, umso besser es ist!“ Dies bringt leider mit sich, dass besonders intelligente Menschen mit dieser Sprache nicht zurechtkommen, da sie zu kompliziert denken und nicht dazu in der Lage sind, sich auf eine einfachere Ebene zu begeben.

English for Runaways - Englisch für Fortgeschrittene

Now butter by the fishes
No one can reach me the water
That goes you nothing on!
Write it you better behind the ears!
What a great outview!
Now we've got the salad.
That is not the speech worth.
That is the hammer!
I please you!
Please let me outtalk!
...not the bean!
What for a monkey heat!
Let the church in the village
That find I also
I see black
Until equal
Make the window to - it pulls!
He made himself – me nothing – you nothing – out of the dust
That comes overhead not in the bag
That's a devilscircle
I believe I spider
I have the nose full
There are you on the woodway
My dear Mister Singing-Club
My English makes me so fast nobody after
Equal goes it loose
You have not all cups in the cupboard
You have a wheel off
Cut you a cycle down
You are heavy on wire
I believe my pig pipes.
I get my Gostop over meadows
Make place
One-wall-free
Geo-Three-Corner
Sleep-on-train
Water chicken
There becomes yes the dog in the pan crazy
much easy
I break together
Holla the forest fairy
That was for the feet
I hold it in my head not out
Look me not so strange on
You are piping at the last hole
Sponge over
How much o'clock is it?
My father has a circle-run-together-break
Silence in the box
Snow of yesterday
That was all for the ass
That interests me overmain not
Me stand the hairs to mountain when I all that here read
This strikes the jar the bottom off
I pull me my sleep-on-train on
Want we not early-piecen
Hero of the strawberry field
That is jacket as trousers
You can give me one out
I understand only railroad station
Earthonpullingpower
I belive me kicks a horse
Lettercomplainer
Hold your mouth
Me meets the hit!
That makes me nobody so fast after
Comes time comes bike
If he thinks he can beat me over the ear, he is on the wood way.
I wish you what
I swear it high and holy
You go me so the-measure on the pointer!
That was a shot in the oven
That was a Grip in the toilet
You have yes not all cups in the cupboard!
That goes you a moist dirt on!
Can I a worst case bread have?
Always slowly with the young horses!
That is in order
That is me so what from sausage.
It has beaten 10 o'clock
It beats now soon thirteen!
You have a jump in the dish!
That's the springing point!
Shit the wall on

You can say you to me
You can me the back down slide.
Have you the ass open?
One-rail-road
I nearly had a circleruntogetherbreak.
The fly-stuff has landed at the fly-harbour
You can drive your carre at the car railroad.
Tonight we let the female pig out.
I enjoy myself like a schnitzel.
I am fit as a running shoe.
Heaven, ass and thread!
Hans-look-in-the-air
Me runs the water in the mouth together
My uncle has go-home-hint corners on his head.
The far-breaker committed land peace break.
My sister wants to shark-guess her boyfriend.
Almost-Essen-Restaurant
You go me on the cookie.
How goes it you? - Thanks, it walks so.
But hello friend bubble
I'll bring you around the corner!
Take the next car-train-up-drive!
Go and hollow a In-buy-car! We have to buy butter at the live-medium-load!
They stick under one blanket.
Three-Cheese-High
Nine-Times-Smart
Throw we us over the houses
If you go me on my nerves i put you in the gully, do the deckel druff so you come never back to the daylight
How you me so i you!
Equal goes it loose.
It goes wider
What you not want that man you do, that add no one other!
Don't stand me inside the way!
She/he is sorry
Ashammed you what
In this fall i think that
I have no lust more
It gives
If already then already
Me goes a light open
He has a lot on the case
Back train
Hecounter
The street is full hitholes
Suger bread and whip
To let one drive
What says the watch
That makes me foxdevilswild!
Peace, joy, pancakes
With him is not good cherrys eaten.
Who others a hole digs, drops self in
My English is not the yellow of the egg, but it goes.
This isch jetzt ned important.
Please beauty!
I sit complete nice in the clip!
I war my go stop over meadows.
Don't tell me something from the horse!
So looks it out, and not different!
I have today early partyevening
I am so what from ready
There laugh yes the chickens!
I think it chops
There are flying yes the holes out of the cheese
Verflixed and close-ge-seamed!
[sexual] To wave yourself one of the palm
There have I but pig had
Bicycle Errection
Believe replaces mountains
To push on the tear gland
The trainbirds fly in the south!
That is future music!
There is no back anymore!
Can I me a couple Swaghetti Yolognese from the desk taken, please?
Now you're looking silly out of the laundry
Friendship Circle
High the hands - Weekends
Before-hanging-castle
can you me to hand go?
I feel me like through the stream pulled.
Your English is under all pig!
I believe, my pig is whistling!

Flat tire contract
What for one week sense!
It goes so
Hear me open
How horny is that then
way throw society
now is the shit at fuming
That interests yes the gas man
Therewith can you no one behind the oven before locks
I have my motor wheel leader shine with seventeen made
Thatover should we us afterwards again underhold

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